Cocktopus
(n.)

A person who insists on
handling eight things at
once, then somehow f**ks
up every single one with
remarkable consistency.

Dicktim
(n.)

A person who acts
like a di*k, the acts
like a victim about it.

Fu*kstrated
(adj.)

The advanced stage of
frustration where you
don't even have the energy
to explain why anymore.

Askhole
(n.)

A person who constantly
asks for your advice, yet
Always does the opposite
of what you told them.

Suckrifice
(v.)

Doing what you
absolutely must do
even though you really,
really hate it.

Déja Poo
(n.)

The feeling of
having heard this
crap before.

Stresslaxing
(v.)

Being stressed that
relaxing makes you more
stressed because you're
not working on what's
making you stressed.

JOMO
(acronym)

Joy of Missing Out.
Feeling content with
staying in and
disconnecting as a
form of selfcare.

Blursday
(n.)

When you are not
sure what day of
the week it is.

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